Are you shitting me?

Dear Minnesotans,

Can you cut me a break here, please? How the hell am I supposed to convince the blogosphere that we aren’t all idiot hicks when you pull such a bass-ackwards stunt like you did with the elections on Tuesday? Less than a half a percentage point between Dayton and that drunk Emmer? The House and the Senate went Republican? And you re-elect Batshit Bachmann AGAIN? Give me some help here, people!

Minnesotans usually have so much common sense. I don’t understand how you end up electing republicans every time when it simply is not in your best interest to do so, unless you make upwards of 100k, which the majority of us do not.

For the love of God, break out of that Midwest conservative mold and use your brains!

This is what you’ve re-elected:

And this is the result:

Even Jesus face-palmed. Thanks. Thanks a lot.